Showing posts with label Week 4. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Week 4. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2014

Week 4: Essay-


(Punctuation Symbol, source: New Punctuation Mark)

Name: The Sarcastrophe

Usage: This new punctuation mark has been a long time coming. It would be used to designate whenever someone is attempting to be sarcastic or facetious. It would be implemented in the same way as quotation marks. The symbol would "bookend" whatever statement was made, indicating that it was intended to be sarcastic. It could also be used in conjunction with quotation marks to indicate that a character in a story is speaking sarcastically. This punctuation serves to replicate the change in speaking tone that occurs whenever someone is being sarcastic.

Advantage: I believe that each and every one of us is sarcastic every now and then. I know that I am sarcastic all the time. I've also been in situations where I have been unable to accurately portray my sarcasm over text or in writing. This inhibits by ability to communicate, because I always have to be conscious of whether someone would be able to tell if I was being sarcastic. This new punctuation mark, the "sarcastrophe," would effectively eliminate any of the ambiguity about sarcasm over text messages or in writing. Clearly it would not be used in most kinds of scholarly writing, instead it would be used more colloquially. The only downside I foresee is that definitely showing when you are being sarcastic could potentially take part of the fun of being sarcastic away. Sometimes someone not realizing you are being sarcastic is the funniest part about whatever you said. Regardless, I believe this punctuation mark is a necessary addition to our existing list of punctuation.

Examples:

¤Wow man, you're the best basketball player I've ever seen.¤

¤I honestly dream about being you one day when I grow up.¤

¤That's the best idea I've ever heard!¤

¤You've been watching Netflix all day? It must have been extremely productive.¤ 

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Week 4: Storytelling- Sinbad's Final Charge

            "Sinbad, you've been summoned by the Caliph."

            "What could he possibly want with me? He has never asked for me in this manner before," Sinbad thought to himself nervously. Still it was his duty, so he would do whatever the Caliph asked of him.

            Putting on his nicest clothes, he followed the servant who had summoned him to the chamber of the Caliph. It's grandeur was intimidating. Gems glittered and gold shone from the decadent lamps that lined the sides of the Caliph's meeting hall. A beautifully embroidered rug led to the platform where the Caliph himself sat. The platform was raised four feet off the ground, and the Caliph sat upon a golden throne, a fabulous gift from a King across the sea years ago. Now Sinbad had been here once before, but it was no less awe-inspiring than the first time beheld it.

            Saluting as was customary, Sinbad addressed the Caliph, "Your majesty, I am your humble and willing servant. I will do anything and everything that you ask. Give me my task and it will be done as best I can."

            Laughing, the Caliph stood up from his throne and gave his charge to Sinbad. "Sinbad, my friend you are too formal," his voice booming from his place of power. "I ask little more than you have already done. I would send you as my emissary to the King of Serendib. I would answer his message in kind, and would be most pleased if you would bear my gifts to him."

            As flashbacks of his horrible experiences raced through his mind, he struggled to find the words to respond to the task before him. "I would do all that you ask sire, but please, I pray, ask me not to do this. I have taken a vow to never leave Bagdad again. My voyages upon the open sea have nearly been the death of me no less than six times!" Sinbad then told the Caliph of all his voyages, and his near escapes from certain death.

            Sinbad paid close attention to the Caliph as he recounted his story. "Surely my stories will win his favor, and he will let this task pass from me. Though my heart still longs for the sea, my body and mind know better. It would be better if I never were to sail again. He must allow me to remain here with my health, my family and my fortune!"

            Sinbad would not get his wish. The King was not laughing anymore, seeing that his authority was being challenged.

            "Though your stories trouble me greatly, I do not see any great danger in the task before you. The seventh voyage of Sinbad the sailor will be his greatest. My honor and dignity demand that you do this for me!"

            "Of course your majesty, I will obey all that you command " Sinbad said with his eyes downcast.

            The Caliph, upon getting his way, brightened again. "Gods be with you Sinbad! May the sea bring you quickly there and back again! The last voyage of Sinbad the sailor!"


            As Sinbad left the Caliph's meeting room, he thought to himself, "I certainly pray that this is not the last voyage of Sinbad. I don't know how much luck that poor sailor has left. Who knows if he will return safely home to his family. To the sea once more, and for the last time, I go..."


(The Caravan of Sinbad's Seventh Voyage, Source: Wikipedia)

Author's Note-

This story is a re-telling of Sinbad being ordered to go on his Seventh and Last Voyage. He is charged by his ruler to take a gift to another King. At this point, Sinbad has sworn to never sail again, so he is dismayed at the thought of going on another voyage, so I wanted to imagine what would be going through his mind during his meeting with the Caliph.

Bibliography-

Sinbad: Seventh and Last Voyage
The Arabian Nights' Entertainments
Andrew Lang, illustrated by H. J. Ford
1898

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Week 4: Reading Diary- Sinbad

These are my thoughts on The Voyages of Sinbad....

First Voyage:

First of all, this storytelling style is much different than my other units. I like that Sinbad is telling his story firsthand, by telling to poor man also named Sinbad, because you get to see his emotion and reactions to his situations. Then, it is really bad luck that he mistook a whale for an island and was left by his friends, but it is great luck that he drifted to another inhabited island.

First Voyage (cont.):

I'm sure that ancient sailors would have led pretty interesting lives. They would be the ones to tell and listen to stories from across the world at the ports they come to, just like Sinbad. King Mihrage does a good job of looking after Sinbad, until his old companions show up. But was it all a mirage, like the King's name would suggest?

Second Voyage:

This guy has some horrible luck! After being abandoned again though, he finds a massive egg belonging to a massive bird, the roc. This bird carries him to a strange island full of diamonds and huge snakes. I wonder how he gets out of trouble this time?

Second Voyage (cont.):

So he ends up tying a piece of meat to his back, then an eagle grabs him and drops him in its eerie, where he is found by another group of merchants? And along the way he picks up some massive diamonds? Then on the return journey he sees the roc carry off a rhino and an elephant? These stories are ridiculous!

Third Voyage:

At least Sinbad doesn't get abandoned this time. Instead, he and his companions get marooned on an island full of red-haired dwarves, who steal their ship. Then, the find their way into the castle of a one-eyed, black monster, who roasts their captain on a spit before eating him.

Third Voyage (cont.):

Blinding the monster is, I would say, the first heroic thing Sinbad does. However, his bold plan to escape on rafts is undone when many other monsters appear and destroy them with large stones. Of course though, he makes it out alive, only to wash up on an island inhabited by a large snake.


These stories certainly all follow the same-ish pattern. Sinbad is again rescued by a boat that knows him previously, only thinking he was dead. Then he reveals himself to be alive. Also, I noticed that most of his stories have no survivors, other than himself, to verify his claims.

Fourth Voyage:

Same old, same old. Sinbad gets stuck on an island full of black cannibals, only to escape and be rescued. Again he is taken to the city of a king. There he makes the important men saddles, which they had never seen, and for which he is richly rewarded.

Fourth Voyage (cont.):

The community Sinbad has found has an extremely bizarre law: when one spouse dies, the other is buried with, even though they are alive. Unfortunately for Sinbad, his new found wife dies, and he is lowered into a pit with only seven loaves of break and a pitcher of water to comfort him.

Fourth Voyage (end):

In order to survive his confinement, Sinbad begins killing the living person who is lowered into the pit. Then he takes their bread and water in order to survive. Finally, after some time, he follows some animal through a crack in the rock out to the sea. Again, he is picked up by a passing ship and returned to his hometown.

Fifth Voyage:

There is certainly a recurring theme of Sinbad being discontent with the safe life at his home, which leads him on another voyage, but he always comes to regret his decision. I wonder what the deal is with the "old man" who is riding him like a horse?

Fifth Voyage (cont.):

Sinbad isn't your typical hero. He isn't remarkably strong or brave or any other stereotypical hero things. However he is very, very lucky, and a little bit cunning. He gets the old man drunk enough to release him, and then he earns his way back home by collecting coconuts from monkeys.

Sixth Voyage:

He never learns! But I finally realized what his heroic traits are: persistence and hopefulness. He never gives up on a situation, no matter how bad it looks. That's why he builds the raft that carries him through the mysterious river.

Sixth Voyage (cont.):

Another motif, Sinbad always seems to find himself in the favor of the king. This time, Sinbad finds himself, or so he claims, in the land of paradise that Adam was banished from. After some time there, he asks to leave and the king grants his request.

Sixth Voyage (end):

So the King of the Indies sends Sinbad as a messenger to his own King. Sinbad bears incredible gifts to his King, and the King asks him if this other King exaggerates his wealth. Sinbad then verifies the grandeur of that King's wealth and retires.

Seventh and Last Voyage:

After vowing to never leave, the Caliph orders Sinbad to return the favor of the King of the Indies. All goes well, until the return trip. Then Sinbad is taken by pirates and sold as a slave to a rich merchant, where he is ordered to kill an elephant.

Seventh and Last Voyage (cont.):

Tired of Sinbad killing their own, the elephants lead him to their burial ground, because they know that ivory is all that he was after. So, the merchant sets him free and allows him to return home. Finally, Sinbad is done with his voyages, and lives happily at home.